He replied that he doesn't get haikus and asked, in the smart-arse style he is known for, to write him an 'Alvin'.
He explained that an 'Alvin' was a poem consisting of three words in the first and third lines and four words ending in rhyme for the second and fourth lines.
So here it is, the world's first Alvin (I'm sure there are other Alvins but this is the first one done intentionally as an Alvin).
Here you go
you lame dumb dick
you hate haikus
have you seen Rick?
Rick is Alvin's hero. He went missing.