A friend of mine named Alvin lives an extremely exciting existance. He generally wakes between 1 and 4, plays Call of Duty until it is time to play basketball (for real, not on Playstation 3) then comes home and goes on the internet until about 3 or 4. The next day it starts all over again.
I'll be keeping a diary of all my interactions with this fellow so you, the super excited reader, we'll be able to keep up with his life. I expect millions if not hundreds of readers. Awesome!