Grandpa Alvin

Alvin found a nifty sweater at his work the other night. It had been handed in to the lost property the day before. It was a stylish yet subtle grey and fit Alvin handsomely. It smelled of old person.

Alvin wore it out after work. He looked good in it. He particularly looked good in it when he would tell people it smelt of old person and then hold out a sleeve for them to smell the scent for themselves.

They would always give the sleeve a sniff and they would always agree that it did indeed smell of old people.

I'm not sure if the sweater made it into his wardrobe at home or not. We can only hope.