A beautiful girl was lying on my bed, naked. So awesome. As we lay there, I knew that she was, like, the one.
Eyes locked, her lip quivered, hesitant to break the silence but about to all the same. What was it she was going to say? "Like, I love you." "Like, we're perfect." "Like, you complete me." Definitely one of those. My life was about to change, like, forever.
A trashed Alvin crashed through the door. "Hellooooooo," he said as he fell to the floor.
She shrieked and scrambled to get under the sheets. The moment was gone, forever.
I told Alvin the story as I made dinner the next night. Still half asleep on my couch he replied, "What are you talking about? There was no girl."
Not anymore Alvin, not anymore.