The kids went in droves to see him. Of course they did. It's AKON!
The next day Australia and the world was shocked in learning there was a brawl. One young man talked to the camera describing the unfortunate events and displaying the scabs and scars on his face. He had been repeatedly kicked.
The world's heart went out to him, that poor kid. What had he done to deserve this?
As Alvin watched the news story he laughed.
"That's what you get for liking Akon." He said.