Talking Black

I chatted to Alvin over facebook chat today. I asked him how he was going with the fairer sex up on the Gold Coast. 

He replied: Bitches be hatin' 

Then he revealed: I talk like I'm black now btw

I said: sweet

He said: Fo sho

I said: k I'm bailing

He said: peace out niggaz

This is how most of our facebook chats tend to go. We live pretty exciting lives.